What prison did I go to? Oh, I don't know, what do they call the place they send you when you don't get caught committing crimes because you're not a fucking retard? Not that I commit crimes. I don't even speed.
Hym "I don't know. You tell me prison expert? What's the name of that prison? Where they send the people they haven't caught committing any crimes? What do they call it? 'Not a second-class citizen penitentiary?' Is that it? Hey, which prison did we go to?"
Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."
Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."
Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."
Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."
by Hym Iam October 2, 2023
Get the Prisonmug. Are getting raped... But so are male prisoners... So... There's some equality for you bitch. The men also can't escape their circumstances. Enjoy.
Hym "There it is! I've been waiting for the 'female prisoners are getting raped rhetoric.' MALE prisoners are getting raped. Oh, wait! I forgot! Things are only wrong when they happen to women. I forgot men (Who women don't fuck especially) are completely disposable. Enjoy equality bitch. And getting mocked. And losing to the worst 'men'. And piss on the toilet seat. Hahahahaha!'
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
Get the Female Prisonersmug. When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.
by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021
Get the Prison Golfmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Pablo Escobar's Prison Will Turn To An AMusemen Park, hopefully<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Hey man, I'm only gay for the stay, when I get out I won't be gay no more.
Ex con; hey man remember me?
Other ex con; hey I already told you I'm only prison gay.
Ex con; so you don't want me to suck your dick?
Other ex-con;🤔😏 ok dude but don't tell anybody.
Everybody looks the same doggystyle
Woman; it smells like shit out here
Man;yea it does
Woman;are you getting a boner?!
Man; what can I say, shit smell make my dick swell
Ex con; hey man remember me?
Other ex con; hey I already told you I'm only prison gay.
Ex con; so you don't want me to suck your dick?
Other ex-con;🤔😏 ok dude but don't tell anybody.
Everybody looks the same doggystyle
Woman; it smells like shit out here
Man;yea it does
Woman;are you getting a boner?!
Man; what can I say, shit smell make my dick swell
by luscious blue eyes January 16, 2025
Get the Prison gaymug. An exercise carried out before one leaves a party and must "sober-up" ASAP, say before entering the presence of unapproving authority figures. involves heavy drinking of water and excessive bread consumption. not to be confused with the "drop-the-soap drill".
Bro 1: dude, we gotta head back soon but we cant go back this drunk
Bro 2: its alright man, we just gotta go do the prison drill!
Bro 2: its alright man, we just gotta go do the prison drill!
by Ruddy Duck February 6, 2012
Get the The Prison Drillmug. by chonkychonkthechonkie December 1, 2019
Get the Prisonmug.