Dick potato

A dick that looks like a potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.

by Codking43 July 14, 2016

Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 5, 2021

Potato club

A cult that typically centers around potato's, Cathulu, And King potato. This cult will usually have three main presidents and three vice presidents, (other jobs within the cult will differ.)

Want to join our "potato club"?

by Giraffe on a bench December 28, 2018

vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

by Anewmia June 15, 2019

being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy

Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today

by slyfy99 July 28, 2017

perfect potato

a peice of weed that is in one peice, not multiple nugs. it is a perfect potato.

oh look! I got a perfect potato! it's so airy and raw and only cost 15 dollars$$$$

by weedluvr421 August 12, 2016

Potato Squad

A team of friends with issues/problems that solve it with video games and lots of bepis.

I was gonna go to the party tonight but I'm gonna be playing Rainbow Six Siege with Potato Squad.

by SgtPainkillers July 30, 2018