epiphany position

The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.

Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.

by Squidiculous April 12, 2016

Positivity Vacuum

A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.

Laura is such a positivity vacuum.

by unlcemalcy November 18, 2018

Positives

A person who has an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)

Her ass has herpes, I bet she on Meet Positives tryn to get more herpes.

by Myshitiches July 25, 2017

squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air while his sister is on top.

Bro I did the squatch position last night

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.

“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

the default position

When a girl wants to fuck but she’s a noob.

hey you tryna fuck?? yeah but i’m a default so we gotta do the default position

by thatdefaultdoe August 17, 2018

Cute Position

Pillow under arse, legs over shoulders. Shrink the fanny, better dicking.

This position is best enjoyed raw.
Cute by name, raw by nature.

By J.Cute

Hey Nick, have you tried the Cute Position?

by The Irish fuck February 15, 2019