Cheese Packer

The act of anally penetrating a male, female, or any animal with an anus and violently having intercourse for approximately ten minutes, ejaculating in their anus, having anal intercourse again, ejaculating once more, and then licking the semen out of the rectal area.

James was called a Cheese Packer by his girlfriend Lisa because the had violent anal intercourse with her and the rabbit and licked the semen from them both.

by CoyleCassidyBrox3 June 15, 2011

Sir Gilbert Peckerhead

The most awesome person in the world

Sir Gilbert Peckerhead was knighted by the queen of England in the 1800s right after he drank from the fountain of youth. last spotted at Michal Jackson's funeral

by The Sir Gilbert Peakehead July 12, 2010

fudge packer

1. One of the many varying jobs of a usually underworked and underpaid Oompa Loompa. Fudgepacking is considered a very tedious job for a Oompa Loompa, involving them scurrying back and forth to pack the delicious Wonka Fudge into cardboard boxes.

Oompa Loompa 1: Goddammit, I've been assigned Fudgepacker today.
Oompa Loompa 2: When that nigga Wonka paying us anyways?
Oompa Loompa 1: He gives us cacao beans as payments remember?
Oompa Loompa 2: Well then fuck dat nigga!

by Droppin Knowledge September 15, 2005

meat packer

someone who packs meat in his mouth/ass.

"look at that fag, he's a total meat packer"

by some12367 September 29, 2007

black and decker pecker wrecker

From audience participation in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. When dinner (E.T.'s head, or Madonna's clit, or Meatloaf, depending on what the audience says) is served, as the carver slices the meat, the audience yells this.

It's the Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker! It slices, it dices, it even circumcizes!

'Forth' skin, congratulations, you're Jewish! Fifth skin, congratulations, you're a woman!

by rsog2000 September 10, 2008

Pickering

Pickering is a city 30 minutes East of Toronto. Its home to an Nuclear Power Plant and a strip club called The Palace. The Palace is a home away from home for the band Down With Webster as they are regulars at the gentlemen's club. They reportedly spent 90% of their record advance money on a platnium membership, which gives them a year-round reservation for the best seats on perv row.

Dude A: "Why are you going to Pickering?"
Dude B: "The Palace, bro."
Dude A: "Say Hi to Down With Webster for me while you're there."

by Chapstick99 March 1, 2010

Picket Fence

Really bad orthodonture (crooked teeth).

synononyms: British teeth, Mouth of Horrors.

She was a babe until she opened her mouth and showed me her picket fence.

by Nancy_Drew_Mysterious October 5, 2006