Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022

Past Tense

Used when talking about a historic person or event. It should never be used when referring to present people or events. Written by Tony John Williams.

"He likes this song" explained Dahlia.
"No, Dahlia, he liked this song. "Liked" being the operative word. Always speak in past tense when referring to a past person or event." said Martin.

by NutCracker288 October 7, 2020

That ass is past due

Has large buttocks and or bottom

Darren saw Indi the other day and exclaimed, “ That ass is past due” in hopes to get her attention.

by OG_Savage23 July 27, 2023

Gray Paste

The pasty substance that leaks out of an anal canal that's been packed with fecal matter and ejaculation juice.

What comes out of a shit packed asshole after you overflow it by cumming inside is called Gray Paste

Man after I made her a bunch of bean burritos I packed that b*tches brown starfish so full shes oozing Grey Paste all over my sheets!

by SashaPlay541 August 12, 2025

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)

"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"

by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023

Boomer Paste

Term for most mayonnaise-based salads particularly popular amongst the Baby Boomer generation, and oftentimes consumer at picnics, such as potato salad, chicken salad, egg salad, etc, etc.

Looks like dad’s eating a Boomer Paste sandwich for the third time this week! Everything else is too spicy for him:

by Booool April 13, 2021