Parker

Big white male who never swears pants is rich for no reason and has no balls

Parker has balls

by Beans February 29, 2020

Parker

Long neck long shlong long butt hole long ear skinny eye. slap better barklery shjlongy wongly

parker is thiccer than my mother and does way better in bed than her.

by le roberto de el poo March 9, 2020

Parker

Parker the type of person who likes to play with girls feelings and will stop at nothing to get what he wants.

Girl: Oh its parker he's a player.

by SammGoku March 9, 2020

parker james

The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.

Hey I was best friends with Parker James in high school!

by Bobby Mc Bobberson March 12, 2020

Parker

Parker’s usually have a big temper. They love spending time with their friends, sneaking out, eating food, binge watching and they also love excitement in their lives. They’re very beautiful and can be very bossy. When a Parker wants something to go her way, it goes her way. Parker’s can also be crazy at heart, but they sometimes choose the wrong friends to be around. They’re very fun and belong with somebody special. Don’t ever let a Parker go.

“Parker’s one of a kind”

by Gidget the Midget April 10, 2020

parker chase

Parker Chase, a boy who most likely has blue eyes. the kind that you can’t help but fall in love with because they remind you of the ocean. Parker chase is a very handsome guy and he’s definitely a SIMP but that’s okay, it’s cute on him. he most likely has dark curly hair and a smile that lights up any room he walks into. he’s a very athletic, hard working, caring, smart, sweet, handsome, funny man that any girl would love to be with. Whoever has a Parker Chase, is the luckiest girl in the world.

girl 1- have you seen that parker chase ? ... he’s so fine

girl 2- he’s also really sweet....
girl 3- hes so strong !
his girl- yeah ... and he’s mine... i’m very blessed :)
guy 1- dang i wish i could be like that parker chase guy !

guy 2- yea he’s a real ladies man!

by Miamoemoe April 16, 2020

Parker

A spoiled jerk rich kid, whom you usually blame all of life’s mistakes on.

“You miss a shot on basketball” Dude that’s Parkers fault.

by Butwhybro April 16, 2020