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i packed her fudge

the act of shoving your dick into a girls asshole so hard that she gets constipated
"yo man i packed her fudge last night"
by cccccclooooo June 27, 2016
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Parker

Parkers are sweet, funny, gentle, yet manly, and very polite. These boys are the type of boys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying or angry. They are very funny, always reciting the hilarious movie/show lines or just a story or joke. They captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. There amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes mesmerize you into a soothing, happy feeling. Their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her even in front of their/his/her friends. Parkers will always treat you important and nicely. They even laugh at jokes that arent funny just for the person to feel better. They are also very witty and smart.
Parkers know when they can act immature and when to fool around with his boys. They are perfect and well mannered in front of ladies and in front of his guys he lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy playing "Call of Duty" and soccer, with some football on the side. These men are great at dancing and can control their partners into a suave form.
They care about the way they look always dressing sexy and delicious in sweaters jeans Active wear and of course, ADIDADS!
Parkers arent ones to fall into temptation though. They know how to say no and stick to it. Once a decision is made in his mind, it is set in stone. They also take in past experiences and learn from them.
Parkers are all around great people, boyfriends, and/or friends.
friend: "aww girl your boyfriend is so proud of you. He is such a Parker!"
me:"i know... he is a keeper:)"
by HPgeek November 1, 2009
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tiny little pecker

a penis that looks like a cheeto with two dried raisins.
There was this guy named adam who had a tiny little pecker.
by Bob has a tiny little pecker February 1, 2004
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Mr. Parker

the greatest teacher to ever walk the face of the planet

a man so manly you wouldn't be suprised to see a bear corpse in he back of his pickup

A brown moustached stud who has aquied an intense man beard.

Seabiscuit
Student: Hey Mr. Parker your moustache is talking to me

Mr. Parker: It does that sometimes.
by The Source Which Is Awesome2 October 6, 2010
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Dog Pecker Gnat

A dude that is always around. A person nobody really likes that is always present or appears in a particular circle of friends, bugging, bothering or annoying. Never going away even after constant "swating".
I can't believe Tom is at the party, he's like a Goddamn Dog Pecker Gnat. He fuckin' bothers me.
by Marc B.Matthews September 5, 2008
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peckering

someone who is messing around or someone who is causing trouble.
Tim quit peckering around.
by zerousteve July 20, 2008
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Wab Packed

When a certain place is full of beaners (wabs). Sometimes, there are so many beaners, you can't even move your body.
1. That Mexican bar is always wab packed, those beaners act like theres free food in there.
2. Peewee's house is so fucking wab packed, there's like 13 people living there.
3. I just saw a wab packed civic with 8 beaners in it, fucking beanfest.
by Bean around the world September 28, 2009
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