Optimus Priming

While on a gaming console and someone's headset starts to glitch and renders them unable to be understood. Can also be used for the loud screeching, beeping sound a headset can make.

"Thrust, you're optimus priming again!"

by BRTT March 28, 2014

Optimus Prime

A reference to your man hood or just another name for your penis.

Yo, girl come suck this optimus prime.

Guy: Hey do you like the Transformers?

Girl: Yeah

Guy: Awesome, cause I've got optimus prime in my pants ready to transform just for you.

by Curvy Contessa January 12, 2011

optimo

the spot to get anything you want no matter how old you are. Smoking age is 10. Drinking age is 12. Anything you want you got it at the optimo. Number one chill spot for goons on the ave.

Billy Bullsh: Yoo0o lets go 2 the optimo i need to get a lucy broooooo

Dom B: naa lets get some al capones

Panza: chilllllllllllllllllllllll lets go rob shit

by william oliva February 4, 2009

Optimus Gaylord

The name given to a certain entity (i.e. myself) who owns large amounts of property.
My own collection of property icludes The Baron, The Dead Sea and The Roman Playboys.

Optimus Gaylord is ME and owns stuff, bitches.

by Optimus Gaylord December 25, 2007

Optrex

A liquid substance used to wash out the impurities of everyday living.

Used when one catches a glimpse of an Un-Aesthetically pleasing, promiscuous woman or filthbag.

Quick, get the Optrex I just saw a rancid filthbag.

by !ndy September 14, 2004

Opticotomist

A person who snorts another persons sperm through there nostrils.

Your a damn Opticotomist.

by t-dawg14 April 21, 2007

optic maser array

the super powerfull laser gun use in ratchet and clank size matters. it is fully up graded and has the ability to be modded. it is also cappable of giving haircuts pleasuring MILFS and destroying earth as we knoow it. the optic maser array is also used to describe and overkill so overkill that only ninjas and the guy from ask a ninja can see without their heads compleatly re arranging the evoloutionary cycly

"zomfg! dood u just fukin optic maser arrayed that nubcake!!!!"

by Dragon5 October 20, 2007