Spark this wood

When to or more people enjoy a blunt together

Hey man i'm about to spark this wood and take a flight to Boston right after.

by LiftWeightDoMuayThai December 17, 2010

woods sucker

The act of having homosexual intercourse in the woods and sucking on the male reproductive organ

Liam: Wanna do the woods sucker tonight

Alex: Yeah I'm real down, no homo tho

by silly swan69 November 29, 2021

Joshua Wood

The coolest man alive, gets all the ladies and most likely has a 30 foot long dick

Woah that's a joshua wood, look at his 30 foot long dick

by jw4amj January 15, 2021

kenneth woods

he is a hot boy that everyone likes and will most likely make it to the MLS. And it is easy for him to take your girl and fuck her

He is such a Kenneth Woods

by Kenneth Woods February 13, 2018

wood cow

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.

1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."

by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009

zachary wood

Just some cunt who jacks off to hentai

"Hey look its zachary wood"

by Jaredsfootlong May 6, 2018

Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

by GabePriest January 22, 2018