Woo

When someone sells you fake crack. The fake crack is called Woo.

Oh yeah, got me some crack!

Opens plastic wrap to see a small chunk of soap or maybe it's drywall.
Awww man. This shit's Woo. I got wooed.

Homie don't trust dat nigga, he ain't shit he a woo.

No way! Man that's fucked up! What was it?
Drywall foo!!!

by sola21 March 31, 2021

BIGGEST WOO

YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS POP SMOKE 💨 💫💫🔵🔵🟦🟦

MY DAWG POP WAS THE BIGGEST WOO

by 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🧃👋 January 19, 2022

Woo

Vocalization of a dog , particularly dogs like malamutes or other Northern, wolfy breeds, which sounds akin to howling, and is the actual sound they make. This is distinct from barking, or to dogs which make vocal noises that sound like “arf”, “woof” or “ruff” .

Every time I’m making chicken, my dog comes in and woos at me to feed her some.

My dog was wooing at the door when I came home.

by Lil’ Death Bear June 4, 2021

woo woo

Homosexual slang referring to defecating and the resultant poo being covered in male semen as a result of the previous nights activities.

After that party last night, I woke up and took a massive woo woo.

by Tiredofstories July 12, 2017

Woo

A different way of saying 'not'
Used to show that a statement was said sarcastically
Often paired with the 🤙 hand sign

**stuck behind someone walking slow
You: "Ay she's fast tho"
Friend: "Yeah 🤙 woo"

by dcggdn March 16, 2021

On the woo

Another term for "On the fly."

Used primarily in a restaurant setting.

The server dropped a chef salad on the floor, I need another on the woo.

by bigkilla563 May 4, 2011

Woos

the Name given to someone who no one likes

WTF jacob is such a woos

by anonymous October 17, 2020