tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014

Tree Barber

A person who specializes in trimming and pruning trees and large bushes.

A tree barber is coming out tomorrow to cut back the branches hanging over my neighbors deck.

by AGAFussball November 30, 2021

Tree Bumber

A tree bumber is a person in whom has a real passion for shoving pieces of a tree up the bottom

So he confessed that he was a tree bumber

by Serious Bitch August 28, 2017

Happy Tree

Weed, ganja, reefer, etc

1. You finna smoke some happy tree?

2. That happy tree kicking in
3. Damn bro that happy tree supreme

by Grimmy Noah January 20, 2021

tree-nied

in disc golf A contraction of "tree" and "denied." Having an otherwise awesome shot deflected by a tree, shrub, or other woody material.

That was an incredible approach putt, unfortunately tree-nied at the end by that spruce.

by ChefDude January 25, 2015

Kiwi tree

An attractive charming man ,who is kind and generous ,extremely inteligent although i think he would prefer to appear daft as to not be bothered with the solving of opp ,he is tall as a tree and strong like an oak ,it is rumored that horses are hung like kiwi trees . he has the heart of a wise child and the mind of an engineer genius , he can fix anything even a broken heart . sometimes hard to understand because of his foreigner ways and extremely thick kiwi accent , a friend to all none the less ......

Your car is in need of some tlc ,take it to the kiwi tree. He fix .....

by Nachoaveragebeezkneez January 24, 2021

Midget Tree

When a bunch of Midgets get together and stand on each other with karate poses to make a tree.

We went to the park today and saw. Midget tree. They'll do anything.

by Mexican_Magarita April 16, 2019