Rip Tube

A Water Pipe, generally referred to as a "Bong." Usually used for smoking Cannabis or Marijuana.

"Bro lemme get a hit of that Rip Tube"

"Bro did you hear? Carlos cleared the whole Rip Tube last night"

by poopsucker52412 December 28, 2009

ripped open

(v.) When a man shoves his penis into a woman's ass so much as to make her bleed profusely and lose control of bowel movement.

I saw wubag's panties today - with those stains she must have gotten ripped open last night.

by crippled_death May 8, 2005

Ripped

The act of getting your tongue ripped repeatedly (twice) by the same creepy guy on the water polo team, who sucks on your tongue so hard that it feels as though the inside out your mouth has been sodomized.

"Hey man have you seen theresa's tongue?"

"Yea, it looks like her tongued was slaughtered"

"No dude, it was just ripped by the ripper"

by El Rippere November 21, 2011

rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013

Rip Style

Rip style is farting very loudly without shitting your pants. Generally, it's where the fart gains enough power and momentum that it slides past the poop, often times carrying with it absolute destruction and chaos. It is often described as "The Juggernaut of all farts."

I took that girl out on a date last night to Denny's and hit Rip Style in her face and she started choking on her food. She said it was like she got served a Grand Slam with a scrambled abortion, a side of rotten hard boiled eggs and a diarrhea milkshake. Ironically, she said it smelled better then what she ordered.

by Uncle Renegade May 7, 2017

Roast rips

It is where you begin roasting someone and then soon let one rip from laughing so hard

"Dude, did you hear about when Joey began to diss Danny and then had one of those roast rips?"

by Lawgster December 26, 2016

ripping pish

taking the piss out of someone.

haha Evan it was so funny when you were ripping pish about Maisie snorting.

by maisiessnort July 11, 2017