Someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same altitude as their nipple.
Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.
Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.
Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Emo kid: Eww look at that Nipple Rider!
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.
Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.
Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
by douchebagoftheinternet December 22, 2009
Get the Nipple Ridermug. by poop a floop January 10, 2009
Get the Voldomorts Nipplemug. a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.
by alex ~ September 21, 2006
Get the nipple dickmug. The act of using one's hairy ass-crack to pinch another's nipple.
Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.
Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.
Dude1: Man, that was disgusting, I didn't need to walk in on you giving him a Woolly Nipple.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.
by DJ Munkyballz July 14, 2011
Get the Woolly Nipplemug. Erect nipples due to extreme cold in any given office environment. Usually the fault of busted air-con.
by Mobiug May 18, 2010
Get the Moscow Nipplemug. Named after a steam user, a cheesy nipples is done when you get a 0-0-15 KAD ratio in casual against non smurfing/hacking silvers on Counter Strike Global Offensive.
by DaQueensCorgi November 26, 2016
Get the Cheesy nipplesmug. Will you please put a label on that nipple nectar so no one drinks it by mistake. The puppy really likes that nipple nectar.
by Hobby Horse December 16, 2008
Get the nipple nectarmug.