A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.
I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!
You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
by bravo delta August 19, 2011
Get the Ninja Pettermug. A Time Ninja is a person whos asks questions about a service and has no intentions of spending a dime with you on any of the services you just spent 30 min explaining.
Hello buddy how much is my air filter coolant flush and trans fluid exchange! Well sir it runs 300 dollars! Thank you buddy this is a great price! ok sir we can take care of this right away. Ok buddy go ahead and check them and ill come back another day! thank you for wasting my time ninja
by seawizz October 9, 2013
Get the time ninjamug. The one person you always try to,avoid at the bar but he somehow seems to show up out of nowhere and spews his drunk stupidity at you.
My girlfriend and I were having a great time at the bar last night and out of nowhere Pat appears , completely drunk , talking about his latest female conquest. He is such a fucking Alcoholic Ninja!
by Urban humor May 27, 2017
Get the Alcoholic Ninjamug. In RPGs and some MMORPgs, is another word for a character that can be in the forefront of the battle and survive the outcome due to sheer evasiveness rather than high armor and health. An example would be the assassin from the pseudo-MMORPG game "Guild Wars", especially in PvP mode.
by BinaryEmperor August 18, 2008
Get the Ninja Tankmug. by moshpit-23 November 30, 2006
Get the Ninja-Rinemug. Usually played on guitar, but just the same on piano, this is a series of notes that requires the player to stretch their hands out as far as humanly possible.
by Matt Wrong April 20, 2011
Get the Ninja Chordmug. 1. A lemniscate (AKA the infinity sign, or a side-ways eight) that looks like a ninja. Once you see one you'll start seeing them everywhere.
2. The most powerful ninja in the world, one who can control time, destroy the universe, etc.
What's more, HE'S EVERYWHERE. Look at your keyboard sideways, between the 7 and the 9. He's there, looking at you.
2. The most powerful ninja in the world, one who can control time, destroy the universe, etc.
What's more, HE'S EVERYWHERE. Look at your keyboard sideways, between the 7 and the 9. He's there, looking at you.
1. (tilt your head)
8 ----> (8)X-< It's a ninja!
2. Ninja 1: He's too much for us....
Ninja 2: Where did we get the idea that we even had a chance? There's a whole army of them now......
Infinity Ninja: ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
8 ----> (8)X-< It's a ninja!
2. Ninja 1: He's too much for us....
Ninja 2: Where did we get the idea that we even had a chance? There's a whole army of them now......
Infinity Ninja: ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
by MisterDot December 21, 2010
Get the Infinity Ninjamug.