Noun. A 'new joint' is something better than what you smoked, bought, ate, wore, or got laid by in the past. It's anything a cut above.
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1. The best city in the US.
2. On Sundays, there's no one on the streets due to the Saints home games and when they win, the whole city goes crazy. Same for LSU.
3. People in New Orleans just look for an excuse to have a party and get wasted.
4. Every restaurant has Po'Boys on their menu.
5. We have the best seafood, and your jealous.
6. Our roads make peoples neck hurt.
2. On Sundays, there's no one on the streets due to the Saints home games and when they win, the whole city goes crazy. Same for LSU.
3. People in New Orleans just look for an excuse to have a party and get wasted.
4. Every restaurant has Po'Boys on their menu.
5. We have the best seafood, and your jealous.
6. Our roads make peoples neck hurt.
2. *Excuse for not coming to school*
Mrs. ___,
My child was absent Monday due to the Saints kicking the Packers ass and had to party all night Sunday.
3. Wanna have a party and get wasted for Groundhog day?
4. Wanna go to New China Buffet and get a PoBoy? Sure.
5. Do i really have to explain that one?
6. I dont know what I did last night, my neck hurts so bad. Oh yeah, I drove in downtown New Orleans.
Mrs. ___,
My child was absent Monday due to the Saints kicking the Packers ass and had to party all night Sunday.
3. Wanna have a party and get wasted for Groundhog day?
4. Wanna go to New China Buffet and get a PoBoy? Sure.
5. Do i really have to explain that one?
6. I dont know what I did last night, my neck hurts so bad. Oh yeah, I drove in downtown New Orleans.
by c00lh0e April 04, 2009
not all of new orleans went under water, my house didnt. it is not a shit hole like ur hometown!the important parts of new orleans like the french quarter,downtown, the garden district, and uptown survived. it is not 30 feet below sea level. the places i just listed are actually above sea level.
new orleans was built between the lake and river for good reasons! fishing, transportation of goods, and traveling.
people from new orleans do not flash other people, those people are stupid tourists. we dont hate tourists, but if you act like and idiot, we dont really appreciate it. right now we need tourists. the GOOD kind.
dont be mean to new orleans because you are an ignorant person who has a problem.
new orleans will come back, and you will want to visit, and then maybe take back all you said meanies.
get a life losers
new orleans was built between the lake and river for good reasons! fishing, transportation of goods, and traveling.
people from new orleans do not flash other people, those people are stupid tourists. we dont hate tourists, but if you act like and idiot, we dont really appreciate it. right now we need tourists. the GOOD kind.
dont be mean to new orleans because you are an ignorant person who has a problem.
new orleans will come back, and you will want to visit, and then maybe take back all you said meanies.
get a life losers
by maddieofnola August 08, 2006
I love New Jersey. There is no other way to explain it. I have traveled all over the country and the world and there is no other place I would rather live. I have lived in Jersey.. no not Joisey... for my whole life until I moved to Tennessee to attend college. I hated it. The day I graduated from college I moved right back home and don't plan on moving out of this state again. Oh, and not to mention that Jersey girls are the hottest!
Tennessee Idiots: "Oh, you're from JOISEY! Do you live like the Suprano's?"
Me: No, fuck off! I live in New Jersey on a farm, and i'm not Italian and I don't live like the fuckin Suprano's!
Me: No, fuck off! I live in New Jersey on a farm, and i'm not Italian and I don't live like the fuckin Suprano's!
by HickChick908 September 07, 2005
I lived in New Canaan for 4 years.
It really sucks because if you don't have money or you're really ugly you are pretty much worthless. Sports are like oxygen to these people- well only sports that bring home championship titles, the other ones are treated like shit. Everyone has pretty much grown up together and everyone knows everyone. If you're really unfortunate looking, you can buy your friendship with cars, clothes, booze, ect. And drugs are pretty big. Not as big as Ridgefield though. Nearly everyone drinks, many people smoke weed, and some people do coke or oxycontin or whatever. The police are all itching to search teenagers because they are just as bored. Mainly people either hate New Canaan or like it. I'm indifferent because the people are mostly very nice, just not to those that are unattractive, lower middle class, or shy. Overall its a great family oriented place. Once you're older though, there's absolutely nothing to do except drink yourself into oblivion.
It really sucks because if you don't have money or you're really ugly you are pretty much worthless. Sports are like oxygen to these people- well only sports that bring home championship titles, the other ones are treated like shit. Everyone has pretty much grown up together and everyone knows everyone. If you're really unfortunate looking, you can buy your friendship with cars, clothes, booze, ect. And drugs are pretty big. Not as big as Ridgefield though. Nearly everyone drinks, many people smoke weed, and some people do coke or oxycontin or whatever. The police are all itching to search teenagers because they are just as bored. Mainly people either hate New Canaan or like it. I'm indifferent because the people are mostly very nice, just not to those that are unattractive, lower middle class, or shy. Overall its a great family oriented place. Once you're older though, there's absolutely nothing to do except drink yourself into oblivion.
by AnotherRandomPerson August 05, 2011