hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific…

“I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”

by Hogworks February 5, 2024

Hammering the nail

Getting kicked in the dick while erect

This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""

by TheOne390 December 11, 2023

Like dogs' nails

Something that grows very quickly.

"I haven't seen you in months, you're like dogs' nails!"

by SpoodleNoodleDoodle December 12, 2022

Got Nailed

Someone/something that got annihilated or destroyed,

“Dude, you got nailed on that fall!”

by Y. O. U. R. M. O December 20, 2022

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

Rat toe nail

A very rare and exciting item to find. Can be used as an item of food. Some people use them as ornaments or as lucky charms.

''WOAH! Dude i just found a Rat toe nail!'' Said Mystic ''Cool, want to eat it ?'' excitedly responded Ruthra.

by Ruthraz July 19, 2018

rusty nail

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days

i left my nail in salt water and it turned into a rusty nail

by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018