myspace 

The most addicting, random, popular website for teens 13-17 who either want to promote their popularity by showing how much more comments/friends/profile views they have or promoting their image as a slutt. Everyone decides to go on every oh i dunno... about 4.5 minutes to try to see if there was a comment, bulliten, message, or friend request made. They will also put random information about sex in hopes of getting twenty stalker guys to add them so they can say "hey. i have more friend requests than YOU"

ex 1: myspace teen1:ooooh look at this... FIVE REQUESTS
myspace teen2: do you even know those guys???
myspace teen1: pshh no but i'll add them and see if they comment on my hott pics!!!

myspace by Ryannnnn July 21, 2005

Myspace Train 

A tool created by scene kids to get more friends. It is displayed with picture links to the members' myspaces so they can get more friends. Trains usually contain the words, "Aesthetic", "Elite", "Perfection", "Eternal", "Divinity", "Massacre", and any combination of the above.

Scene Kid 1: LYKE, OMGZ! D!D Y0U G3T 4CC3PT3D BY TH4T ULTR4 BR00T4LL TR4!N "Elite Eternal Massacred Bloody Hello Kitty Perfection Legends"?

Scene Kid 2: D00D N0... Y0U N33D T0 H4V3 12000000 FR!3ND$, 4ND ! 0NLY H4V3 11999999...

Normal Kid 1: Have you ever been on a Myspace Train?

Normal Kid 2: No, that's too BR00T4L for me.

Myspace Train by Joey1993 February 5, 2008

myspace hot

When a girl/guy looks hot from the small profile pic when you can't access other pictures because they're page is private.

Dax: duuuuude, that chelsey girl is so myspace hot
DKapps: dude i know, her tits look massive
Dax: fo sho bra
DKapps: i wonder if shes hot in teh real world
Dax: TITTIEZZZZ!!!!

myspace hot by DaxAttax January 15, 2008

myspacebitchtool 

Someone who takes their own pictures.
Someone who Zooms in on their stupid glasses for their profile pic.

OMG! Toby is such a myspacebitchtool
STFU! NO WAY!

myspacebitchtool by Allen Hoffman January 11, 2009

Myspacebook 

Term that encompasses all networking sites (Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, etc). Often used as citing source for less than credible hearsay.

Sally: Hey I heard that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes!

Pam: What?? Where did you hear that?

Sally: A friend of mine posted a bulletin on Myspacebook.

Myspacebook by slozos February 17, 2009

Myspace 

Internet wasteland.

Who uses myspace anymore?

Myspace by clearly not May 13, 2010

myspace 

a place where insecure teens or lonely aldults who cant get any seek attention because they are concerned about their popularity. It becomes an unofficial contest on who has the most friends when in fact 75 percent of their so called "friends" they've never met. u may not know the person but as soon as you make eye contact with them, or share the same class, within hours that person will ask u if you will accept the dubious honor of being their friend on myspace. People decorate their myspace with fancy backgrounds hundreds of pictures, music videos which often overlap with their myspace profile song which really gets annoying. also due to the clutter of eveything you're computer will either slow down or freeze.

myspace has caused obsession, declining grades, pointless drama, and gossip. Its got to the point where the ultimate slap in the face is taking someone off you're friends list.

"i fuckin hate her! I'm taking her off my myspace!"

myspace by Briscoe A. Greenwell May 11, 2006