my hoop

To refer to one's anus.

I met a guy last night. He absolutely destroyed my hoop.

by kill3rm00bs January 15, 2018

not my cheeto

Similar to "not my president," this phrase specifically describes Trump while alluding to his orange makeup.

"Damn, Trump won the election."

"Well I didn't vote for him, he's not my cheeto"

by AnonOps752 January 26, 2017

In my offense

Something that is so bad that there is no defending it.

I drank milk that expired two days ago. In my offense, it was the only gallon of milk left and I already poured my cereal.

by thatweirdkidhere October 19, 2019

My manuel

"Property" of Arijana, love of her life, her one and only and she will never be able to love someone like him.
She hopes one day he will see himself the way she sees him and he will start loving himself like she loves him.

He is my one and only, my Manuel.

by Nananaa January 14, 2021

My Dad

Good at hide and seek

Me-Dad?
*hears car engine start*
My Dad-BYE!
Me-But i said no changing spots:(

by The_smart_dude February 8, 2021

my gold

a person you love so soo much and don’t want to lose whatever happens.

nick:martina is my gold

by kokolikood April 18, 2021

In my Facebook

A variation of the expression, "In my book," usually used to show you have no prejudice.

Tommy: Dude, Billy came out the closet!! That's gross man! I can't believe it!
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.

by Galderamos December 30, 2011