Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.
Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.
by funniestman February 17, 2015
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dick muscling

to be ruffed up by someone's penis
Some people don't know when to quit dick muscling!
by jetgetswet September 11, 2014
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Muscle Paralization

When muscles are said to be not functioning when it is time to conduct physical training or exercise.
I was unable to PT due to muscle paralization
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Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.
Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.
by Tyler jean November 24, 2016
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Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.
(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.
by Tehefvriyoas January 02, 2014
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invisa-muscles

a person who believes he is strong whether he is really fat or skinny. often confused with invisable muscles
look at hank tryin to get them girls he must have some invisa-muscles.
by litterdud September 23, 2010
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Email Muscles

false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."

Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"
by paranoidrain June 25, 2011
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