Muscle Dick

When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.

That gym bro is a total muscle dick

by coolincatt April 19, 2024

Fuck Muscle

A male reproductive organ used to have sexual intercourse.

Random A: I 've put my fuck muscle inside plenty of women.

by Cliqe January 20, 2016

Muscle tissue

Muscle tissue is a contractile body tissue as well as the force behind all bodily movement. It's specialized to contract or shorten forcefully and is classified under three types: skeletal, cardiac, and smooth. The classification is according to the anatomic location and function of the muscle.

When classified by appearance, muscle can be striated (with thin parallel streaks) or nonstriated (without thin parallel streaks). When classified by function, it is voluntary (consciously controlled) or involuntary (not normally consciously controlled).

Let's go over the three types again, but further in depth:
Voluntary striated (skeletal)
Involuntary striated (cardiac)
Involuntary nonstriated (smooth)

Person 1: *existing*
Person 2: "Did you know that muscle tissue makes up a large portion of your body weight?"
Person 1: "Literally NOONE asked"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Lazy Muscle

A muscle that hangs similar to fat. Some people claim that they actually are fat.

Jim looks like he gained a lot of weight, but he said that it was actually lazy muscle.

by The Grape Eater June 15, 2011

Butt Muscle

Douche Bag.
White Hat.
Poser.
D. Metzler From Baltimore Maryland

"Butt Muscle Is The New Douche Bag."

by Windsah Clang August 21, 2009

muscle candy

A long line of various nutritional supplements used in the fitness industry to promote better muscle tone, recovery, strength gains, and endurance.

N.O. Explode is great muscle candy.

by Kevin Kage July 4, 2012

Doughnut muscle

Another word for your asshole

She said when I come over I can put it in any hole Including her doughnut muscle

by Mista M.O.B. November 16, 2018