Mullet Monkey

White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.

Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.

by TRAPT Nsty April 16, 2021

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mullet ride

The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”

“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”

by HillbillyCousinFucker April 15, 2020

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Shag mullet

1; A layered hairstyle

2; To have sexual intercourse with a mullet

1; Man, I really want a shag mullet

2; Man I really want to shag a mullet

by Scrumpledevious8 March 23, 2022

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mullet couture

(Based off the implementation of stay st home orders due to Coronvirus and the dramatic increase in Skype/Zoom work meetings from home)
When your attire resembles that of a mullet. Business on top. Dirtball on the bottom/back

I had a meeting with staff this morning. Never even changed my pj bottoms I’ve had on for 5 days straight. Mullet couture style baby

by mont5702 April 11, 2020

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Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies

Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*

by Tranny Fanny August 01, 2022

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