Morning Buddy

A person who you sleep with to then wake up with in the morning to have sex with

Jessica: Yeah last night I had Jake over as a Morning Buddy and god I love waking up to him going down on me
Brooklyn: God I'll have to invite him over to be my Morning Buddy sometime

by M4H4 July 8, 2020

Morbigus

An other worldly sexual being, know for destroying family’s. It it said he killed Santa (wink), with a blood omelette and then carved an S on his chest. At Santa’s funeral, he played Naruto music. He also shipped a woman to Guam. He has a nice long face, but kinda sus.

Hay Morbigus my favorite !!

by Morbigus Guy April 15, 2022

foggy morning surprise

after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning

that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great

by myn odu December 31, 2009

One morbillion

In mathematics, one morbillion (denoted as 1 x 10ᴹᴼᴿᴮ), is an integer used to describe the approximate ammount of money the 2022 film Morbius made during its first week of airing, measured in United States Dollars.

One morbillion is currently among the largest quantities defined in modern mathematics. However, its use is impractical beyond the field of the film Morbius and its financial data.

by Department of Mathematics May 31, 2022

top on the morning to ya ladies

Sentence from the mouth of an sofisticated Irish potato with lettuce on his head.
He uses that sentence for welcoming everyone watching his wonderful animated clips in real life.

Irish potato known as Jacksepticeye

Jacksepticeye- TOP ON THE MORNING TO YA LADIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME TO A SURGEON SIMULATOR VIDEO!

by Cotonee Blogger January 24, 2017

morning face

The way a girl looks without makeup.

That's an ass nasty morning face that trick ass hoe be sportin, yo.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Morning Cancer

The state in which an individual may find them self if the morning sun is rising, and the individual has not yet gone to sleep.

Guys, take a look out the window! We're all getting morning cancer!

by Jabrawni August 4, 2010