Miss school Monday

Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!
Miss school Monday is we’re you skip school on Monday
by Fuuuuk off November 03, 2019
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Musky Mondays

to brighten up your dim mondays, you spend the day praising the lord Elon and post pictures of him all day.
bro ive been looking forward to musky mondays since saturday
by yummylad December 03, 2018
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Melon Monday

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.
Wow it's Melon Monday already???
by NickBurp January 25, 2021
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Singles’ Monday

1st Monday after Valentines day, was invented by Dania Restaurant in Romania to celebrate and reward single people
Damn that Singles’ Monday offer at Dania filled me up today
by monkeyboonoo February 16, 2025
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Monday fever

An illness that affects metal workers and welders. Named because you build a tolerance but the weekend break allows you to be susceptible to the metal fumes again. So it is most commonly felt on monday. Also known as metal fume fever
I got Monday fever from welding earlier and now I got the shakes.
by NowWithEctasy May 11, 2019
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Monday Bitch

No one likes her but she always come around!
George: What's up with Keisha?
Linda: Nothing, she's a Monday Bitch.
by kidcb December 03, 2015
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Monday Shits

1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.
Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.
by Rightfulone411 February 18, 2015
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