by Kitkatsnickers June 26, 2018
Someone who is very weird. Although they have some moments of brilliance almost every time they speak everyone in the room gets dumber. You can also use it as an insult. Michael isn’t the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah tree and he normally acts very dumb. If you need some advice on how to lower your grade, IQ, or social status come to him.
by EpicSaxGuy16 October 23, 2019
A short weak sad Pearson who plays fortnite way too much, so much in fact that it’s unhealthy. Also a name to call someone when you are mad at them.
by KyLyn It August 06, 2018
One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.
by MemeQueenTM July 17, 2018
by Sad bill sally July 13, 2020
Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald
Your being a Michael right now
by bigdickmemo October 27, 2020
Michaelism is a form of political belief that is normally considered centrist but in reality it’s more of a lack of knowledge on the subject of politics. Most Michaelists accept who runs the country and will happily follow them no matter the pros or cons
Man: Bro did you hear about the politic who-
Michaelist: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m a Michaelist
Man: The fuck is a Michaelist?
Michaelist: I fall into the Michaelism spectrum of the political compass
Michaelist: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m a Michaelist
Man: The fuck is a Michaelist?
Michaelist: I fall into the Michaelism spectrum of the political compass
by Suthons February 14, 2020