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March 23rd

On March 23rd we remember those who fell to the Ligma crisis.
by Ivan Jergenov October 16, 2019
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March 12

March 12 is National friend appreciation day! Or at least I'm making it friend appreciation day. Go out and have some fun with your friends! And wish me a happy birthday owo
Yo, We should go hang out. It's March 12, National Friend Appreciation day.
by mochaii November 2, 2019
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march 2

national tell your crush u like them bcs u know they like you back
Alexa:omg tiffany its march 2nd im soooo telling josh i like bcs i know he likes me back!
Tiffany: there she goes again with the whole day of tell ur crush u like him/her day
by # and i oooop SKSKSKSKSKS February 28, 2020
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March 8

Only the thickest of bitches are born on March 8.
And bitch, your salty af.

It's also national confess to your crush day! Go confess you low self esteem people. People born on March 8th are the happiest when they feel loved.
Person: Omg! Gavins so hot! He was born on March 8! Hes so thick...
by ?DidYouJustDoThatBro? January 20, 2021
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Putnam Clipper Marching Band

My life.

It has the best people you could ever imagine. We're just one huge family. With incest.

You'll never find a better group of people. They're nice, funny, mature yet very immature, very perverted, and don't forget just absolute perfection.
When I say perfect I don't mean, like.. Perfect human beings. I mean perfect in like.. I dunno. They're the perfect bunch of weirdos. I can't even explain it. I love them.

We have drama and fights just like any other family. Except we're not forced to deal with each other. Its a choice. And a damn easy one, at that. The color guard is full of some what annoying (especially that dirty blonde one with the green eyes and glasses) but wonderful and gorgeous girls. They work their tails off but get barely any appreciation. They don't complain much though. Sure, half the time they hate the entire band including the rest of the guard but it just wouldn't be the same without them.

The band hangs out in the band room and hate when they have to leave. Some of them just sit there for a few hours watching the band guys play .:.Nerd Cards.:. until practice. They're all dreading the end of the season because they'll be losing some great seniors. I can't even begin to describe how much I'll miss band when November comes.

Just in case any of the band ends up reading this..

HEY BAND!

I love you guys.♥
Band Director: "Guys, I have something awesome to tell you."

Random band/guard member: "You finally got a boyfriend?"

Drum Major: *door burst open and the Putnam Clipper Marching Band runs in* "Fitch, we're here for Jamal! Hand him over and nobody gets hurt."
by SexyBandBAMF October 20, 2013
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March 13

The day of chaos / when the world fell apart
Guy 1: Is it March 13?
Guy 2: Man remember back in 2020 on March 13?

Guy 1: Worse day ever!
by Prison...Mike November 17, 2020
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March 24th

People born on this day get the most head on the planet, it's been scientifically proven that in a culture of 365 guys, all girls gravitated towards the man born on March 24th.
Girl #1: Oh my God, look at that guy, must be born on March 24th.

Girl #2: I know.. I just kind of feel my self gravitating towards his cock with my mouth..
by 1 hair October 16, 2019
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