Marley washburn

Some would say simply he’s hung like a horse, everyone wants to be him he’s the best looking man God created he gets any girl he wants he likes day drinking he’s taller than you he wonders why you can’t get any bitches gangy.

Wow! Marley washburn just hearing his name or voice makes me the wettest I’ve ever been.

by Deannharpman March 21, 2025

Maxley

Ship name for Max x Bradley from An Extremely Goofy Movie. It is also a slur against Tankley enjoyers.

"Yeah maxley is so cute they're so in love in the movie!"

"Oh my god why would you say that word.. That really offends me as Tankley shipper."

by lalalalalallalallalalalalelell April 11, 2025

Mally

Something clammy, stinky, sweaty, sticky & gross, like a toddler's hands or someone's sweaty feet. Pronounced like Mall-ey or Molly.

"Get my phone back from the baby, she's touching it with her little mally hands."

"He's got his mally feet stinking up my shoes!"

by katokat March 21, 2026

Marley Jordan

A transgender celeste streamer

Hey, have you heard that Marley Jordan is streaming Celeste tomorrow?

by Sasha445444 June 3, 2025

Marley's Razor

The idea that one's admission to a greater offense is not conclusive evidence of the commission of a lesser offense.

Proposed by Kmele Foster and derived from Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff," in which the narrator admits to shooting the sheriff, but not the deputy.

"I'm looking at the Trump administration's response to the criticism that they're overstating things or that the Iranian strike actually went badly, when it does in fact seem like one of those cases where Marley's Razor applies, and while they may lie with some great regularity, it might be the case that this time, they are more right than wrong, and that the strike was potentially a lot more effective than they thought." Kmele Foster on Tangle podcast, 6/29/25.

by Infinitecypher July 1, 2025

Marley

one of the most beautiful things in the world. a marley usually has blonde hair, is tall, and has the clearest skin ever. it will dazzle people with its beauty. if you havent met a marley yet, i pray for you. most people fall in love with marleys, but make sure u find the right marley because there are some weird marleys out there.

person 1: What's that?
person 2: That, my friend, is a marley. take the beauty in

by PseudonymPro January 14, 2026

dirty mallett

allows for easy scoring at the climax of a long drive.

Ass: "it was fourth and inches. so i went for the dirty mallett."
Hole: "nice work."

by danull16 April 21, 2009