That Long John

Your private part of your body that feels so good when you rub it for some odd reason.

Kate: Can I see That Long John if you know what I mean ;)

by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

The Long Game

When two people, who, by chance like each other, but can't commit themselves to a relationship straight away (maybe due to age difference, or other situations etc.) agree to play The Long Game, essentially saying "I'll wait for you".

"Look, I'm in it for The Long Game. I know you're always out there, and I know you are too."

by funkyspidertatoes July 23, 2021

long-necking

When someone close to you starts eyeing yo food like they wanna bite but don't wanna ask.

Can a nigga get some fries without you long-necking it?

by Gifdildo March 17, 2017

long slanking

Cutting an object in long strips with a jagged cut....

i am long slanking the onions

by madsmom714 March 19, 2010

Long noodle

Another word for the Chinese restaurant, The Great wall. Can be used to describe any Chinese restaurant that serves Lo mein noodles.

Rachel: "Hey, heff what are you doing? Do you wanna go to long noodle with me? I'm starving!"
Wendy: "Yeah, me too! Lemme get my shit together."

by Wen* January 31, 2009

long it off

'long it off' means to laugh something off.

person 1 - shall we meet Kevin?

person 2 - nah, long it off. Kevin is a prick.

Don't got to asda, long it off mate.

by bagel eater March 26, 2016

Long-Talk

Elongated small talk that goes on for too long.

Our awkward family dinner consisted of only long-talk, and no conversation with substance.

by DonCheadlelover November 26, 2021