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Would lesbian

Despite my heterosexual status as a female, if an attractive woman were to come on to me I would happily oblige.
John: Damn Carrie looks so hot in that mini skirt right now.
Daniel : Five bucks says you won't even go over there and talk to her.

John: Whatever man.. Donna what do you think would you tap that?
Donna: oh yeah she's hot . Would lesbian
by Cleopatra97 October 15, 2013
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lesbian observation

when a girl notices that another girl's nipples are erect
Amber: WTF!! Your nipples are hard!!!
Savannah: What? You got a problem with it?!? You totally gave a lesbian observation!
by ilovechrisandme February 5, 2012
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Clutch of Lesbians

The collective noun for a group of lesbians and/or otherwise queer individuals who present as female.
Oh man, that clutch of lesbians over there look like they're having fun. I should introduce myself.
by land_of_what May 31, 2013
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Beer Lesbians

When beer/alcohol makes two people laugh and giggle together like little school girls, excluding everyone else from their new found drunken friendship.
Hey Nate, quit being beer lesbians with Mike. I'm getting bored over here!
by MasterJayman "JUSTIN" November 23, 2010
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Crystal lesbian

A lesbian which is obsessed with crystals and spiritual things to .do with them
Crystal lesbian: wow you should really use this crystal to protect you from bad energy.
by Letroser July 19, 2023
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reverse lesbian

When a person you have been dating tries to gradually move you in with them with out your knowledge. Unlike the traditional lesbian, where your second date involves a u-haul, in the reverse lesbian, your boyfriend or girlfriend nonchalantly invites you to keep more and more of your belongings at his or her place until you one day find you are living there out of convenience because it is where most of your stuff resides.
As in, "First he bought me a tooth brush. Next he gave me a drawer to 'store some things'. The next thing I knew he had pulled a reverse lesbian and I was paying half his rent."
by ElaineDances March 13, 2014
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chocolate lesbian

I left you some chocolate lesbians in the kitchen.

Ah man, did you eat all of the cream filling out of the oreos again!?!
by observantlurker September 21, 2015
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