Water Warfare

Water warfare is everything to do with water fights. Most people have participated in one, but if you really want to pwn, sites like Super Soaker Central and iSoaker.com have lots of information.
In most water fights, you simply run around soaking each other, but water wars can have rules. Some common organized games are Capture the Flag, One Hit Eluminates, Assasins, and Dueling

The most common weapon in water warfare are water guns. Other wepons include water balloons and buckets/cups.

The most popular kind of water gun is the Super Soaker. These water guns used to be amazing, shooting up to 30 oz per second! But currently a line called Water Warriors is producing better stuff.
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Water nuke

When one male masturbates totally submerged in clear water and once he cums his seamen takes the shape of a mushroom cloud
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holey water

"she baptised his tongue with her holey water"
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touching the water

When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.
I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.
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Quarter-water

Quarter-water is a beverage commonly sold at bodegas and low-class supermarkets. The main ingredients include water, high fructose corn syrup, flavoring, and food color. They provide no nutritional value. They are sold in a small plastic barrel shaped container with a foil seal. Initially they were sold for 25 cents, hence the name, however, due to inflation they are typically 50 cents now.
Anthony and I went to the bodega to buy some quarter-waters. I got purple while he chose green.
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water the turkey

A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.
Guy 1: "Why is Mike late?"

Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"
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Creek water

Creek Water is The artist Yelawolf's first mixed tape. It is also his American Whiskey brand coming in at 100 proof. Tastes like a good time.
Randy: Hey man, what do you think about this Creek Water?
Bobby: Tastes like a good time!
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