When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.
Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!
Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.
OR
Mom: why is there food all over Junior?
Dad: He short spooned me
Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.
OR
Mom: why is there food all over Junior?
Dad: He short spooned me
by k. jordan February 25, 2009
Get the Short spooningmug. Naked while snuggling your meat hammer up against your gay male partners hairy ass in a 4 1/2 foot porcelain bath tub while giving a reach around.
Dude you aren’t gonna believe this! Last night at the party I walked into the bathroom and I saw Kenny giving Ben a Spoon Bath!
by Millrat23 July 20, 2019
Get the Spoon Bathmug. Someone who is absolutely retarded when it comes to playing rocket league. Is also probably morbidly obese, with dorito crumbs stuck in their flabby rolls. Their moms wish they would have gave head on the night of conception, or aborted hard.
by Bulk Slabhuge March 25, 2022
Get the Spoon eatermug. by Escriben March 28, 2020
Get the Southern Spooningmug. The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.
Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?
by Salvatore1 March 26, 2011
Get the Anti-spooningmug. by Potato Balls May 6, 2016
Get the donkey spoonmug. The act of when a man attempts to spoon a female, but she instead cockblocks the man by spooning him. This is an act that typically a female finds cute, but a man finds sexually frustrating.
Kyle: Dude, I was trying to spoon Carley last night when we were watching Step Brothers, but she climbed over me instead and started spooning me!
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.
by S-Renee June 5, 2020
Get the Silver spoonedmug.