An african-american rapper who wears lens-less glasses, skinny jeans (sometimes backwards) and enjoys odd peircings. Their shirts typically involve cartoon characters (spongebob, squidward, etc;) or ironic sentences. Hipsta music tends to center around a new dance they invented and is extremely repetitious.
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by Knowledge95 May 23, 2011
Get the hipsta mug.A typical 20-30 year old douche bag that believes they're better than everyone else because of their misguided and unrealistic ideals. They believe in nonconformity, listen to terrible indie music, wear clothes from the Salvation Army, are usually vegetarian and do tons of recreational drugs. Their extremely liberal stance in politics makes them incapable of accepting reality for what it is, and they’ll actually defend drug abuse, claiming it’s healthy. Hipsters specialize in mooching off society, believing in utilitarianism and socialism, and that everyone should be equal and that they have a right to have everything handed to them. It is because of this that most of them are jobless, having no incentive to work for or earn anything that isn't free (See: Occupy Wall Street).
You can recognize a hipster for their odd piercings, odd colored hair, tight jeans, donated clothing and pothead-like voice. They can usually be found at raves or indie rock concerts, and occasionally at house parties rolling up their own cigarettes and / or holding a Pabst Blue Ribbon. You may also recognize their incredible ability to reject reality and their intense effort to do absolutely nothing. This means staying up til odd hours of the morning, and sleeping all day, only to wake up, smoke a cigarette, then smoke 2 other drugs just in time for another cigarette. They usually proceed to ask to borrow some money, being they just spent it all on smoking, instead of necessities like food.
You can recognize a hipster for their odd piercings, odd colored hair, tight jeans, donated clothing and pothead-like voice. They can usually be found at raves or indie rock concerts, and occasionally at house parties rolling up their own cigarettes and / or holding a Pabst Blue Ribbon. You may also recognize their incredible ability to reject reality and their intense effort to do absolutely nothing. This means staying up til odd hours of the morning, and sleeping all day, only to wake up, smoke a cigarette, then smoke 2 other drugs just in time for another cigarette. They usually proceed to ask to borrow some money, being they just spent it all on smoking, instead of necessities like food.
Normal Human: Hey Storm, what'd you end up doing last night? I went out to a house party and had a fuckin blast haha.
Hipster (Storm): uhhhh, oh yeah haha. I went out to a foam party and dropped 90 bucks on shrooms man. It was unreal man heheh. I was trippin balls and danced my ass off for hours then hooked up with this chick with blue hair and a shaved head.
Normal Human: Oh. Sounds... Sounds fun man..
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Normal Human: Say, that cough sounds pretty nasty. You aren't sick are you?
Hipster: Nahhhh man, i don't know, it just came outta no where man. I've had it for a while now.
Normal Human: It couldn't be from stupid amount of smokin--
Hipster: Hah what?
Normal Human: Oh..
Hipster (Storm): uhhhh, oh yeah haha. I went out to a foam party and dropped 90 bucks on shrooms man. It was unreal man heheh. I was trippin balls and danced my ass off for hours then hooked up with this chick with blue hair and a shaved head.
Normal Human: Oh. Sounds... Sounds fun man..
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Normal Human: Say, that cough sounds pretty nasty. You aren't sick are you?
Hipster: Nahhhh man, i don't know, it just came outta no where man. I've had it for a while now.
Normal Human: It couldn't be from stupid amount of smokin--
Hipster: Hah what?
Normal Human: Oh..
by Alcolawl February 21, 2012
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"Gross, why would you go to the movies with your girlfriend when you can listen to indie music in my bat cave?" ~ Anonymous hipstersexual man
by TheTruthWriter99 January 27, 2011
Get the hipstersexual mug.Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?
Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.
Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.
by Innocent Bystander Guy October 23, 2010
Get the Hipster Shower mug.Music listened to by Hipsters because epic dubstep with huge drops is WAY too mainstream. Hipsterstep is music with no real drop but rather a continuous beat, and you need to be ultra-sophisticated to understand it.
Hipster- Turn off that Dodge & Fuski crap! I'm trying to make the peace symbol in all the pictures I'm in!!!
Normal Person- No, shoo little hipster. Look there's a starbucks!!
Hipster- Ohh!! Me like!!! Maybe they have James Blake dubstep and see-through glasses!!!!
Normal Person- I knew he couldn't resist the Hipsterstep...
Normal Person- No, shoo little hipster. Look there's a starbucks!!
Hipster- Ohh!! Me like!!! Maybe they have James Blake dubstep and see-through glasses!!!!
Normal Person- I knew he couldn't resist the Hipsterstep...
by Dubstep is life July 6, 2011
Get the Hipsterstep mug.Someone who thinks that they are being "special" and "unique" for liking some underground bullshit no one else cares about. And they pointlessly look down on people who don't know anything about indie culture, because that's the only thing they know anything about. They're quick to call the rest of the world conformists when in reality, they are the ones conforming by partaking in a "too cool for mainstream so i am going to reject it by looking and acting like a grungy asshole" way of life only to seem uber-fashionable. They just end up looking like idiots.
1) Hipster: I won't drink at starbucks, it's too corporate.
2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vitton purse because they are cool
Hipster: You're such a conformist, haveing a Louis Vitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.
Non-hipster: but it's fugly
Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.
Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.
Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....
Non hipster: You need to see a therapist
Hipster: I am my own therapist.
2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vitton purse because they are cool
Hipster: You're such a conformist, haveing a Louis Vitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.
Non-hipster: but it's fugly
Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.
Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.
Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....
Non hipster: You need to see a therapist
Hipster: I am my own therapist.
by Lexi September 28, 2004
Get the hipster mug.Combination of hippy and hipster. Has all the outward features of a hipster, including clothes, facial hair and taste in music, but eats a lot of acid (or psychedlic drugs in general) and has political and moral beliefs that fall in line with a hippy.
Man, look at that guys beard. he is such an acid hipster. He wont stop talking about God or about how good the new Arcade Fire album is.
by The Acid Hipster October 13, 2010
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