horse porn

porn that involves horses

jessie henry loves to go home everyday and crank one to some gold old horse porn :x

by hahahahha GLSD hates you April 26, 2010

quarter-horse

a horse who is famous for its incredible time in running a quarter of a mile

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that quarter-horse ran a quarter of a mile. in .. 6 seconds!!

by HALEY12345 October 14, 2006

network horse

A HUGE white horse thats runs through forests, barns, cities, and whatnot creating mischief and chaos by merging into traffic and throwing berries into parades for avoiding network confusion.it will beat your ass with a catalog if you speak of prologue. Usually screams network at the top of its lungs.

" Holy shit that network horse was huge"

" Yeah i know I saw it last night it was chasing me because i spoke of some sort of fucking prologue."

by Leroy broowwwwnnnn August 5, 2007

horse arse

One who cannot consume his quota of Black Horse within the alloted time of a right nuts chug contest. Punishment for being a horse arse is usually being left out on the road once passed out.

"hey rick, look at dat fuckin' horse arse"
"lets toss dat horse arse!"

by Jim Bartlett February 2, 2008

Three Horses

adj: To get figuratively raped so badly that it is as if three horses shoved their large meat into three orifice's of your body and ripped you into pieces.

Tom: What did you think of the quiz yesterday?
Sarah: It was three horses bad.

by I HATE SCHOOL March 23, 2008

Retarded Horse

A two legged retarded animal.

A chicken-like animal but retarded. Retarded horse that is it.

by Retarded Horse Lover January 1, 2012

charlie horse

when someone hits you in the leg with a nuckle causing a very painful cramp

hey you know what a charlie horse is... let me show ya

by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008