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cheyenne hansen

The act of two hobos having anal penetration within a cardboard box.
Hey i just saw the homeless guys Bob and Moe having themselves a Cheyenne Hansen behind the bar. I think I'll puke now.
by Cheyenne Hansen November 14, 2016
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nicolas hansen

by Serinah January 24, 2017
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fjotolf hansen

A.K.A Anders Behring Breivik the white supremacist who killed 77 young white teens.

He changed his name because Hitler told him.
by TheRickerd120 June 9, 2017
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Laurie Halse Anderson

One of the best young adult novelists America has ever known. She's one of the only authors I know of who depicts the ideal teenager as not a quiet, popular, polite, content straight-A soccer-player with gorgeous blonde hair and boobs the size of boulders, but as a young adult who does what makes them feel good and takes the time to consider their feelings and mental health, proceeding to share their thoughts with others. Her most popular novel, Speak (which was turned into a movie and a graphic novel) talks about overcoming trauma and expressing emotions, as well as an overall message of the importance of communication. Her other books for young adults include Wintergirls, Prom, The Impossible Knife of Memory, Twisted (told by a male protagonist), and Catalyst.

Unfortunately, some of her books, such as Speak, have been banned from middle and high school libraries due to Halse Anderson's tendency to discuss serious issues, like sexual assault and self-harm, which has been bashed by the dangerously high quantity of fucking idiots crusting on the earth. Yes, the world is a scary place, but ignorance will not diminish them, and will only make it worse (imagine you're in a pitch-black room with many other people, but you don't know that- you think the world has blown up and you're all alone). And not only do her books discuss these issues, but they feel like a sympathetic poem rather than a scolding lecture.
I am currently reading Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson. I'm not sure what it's getting more out of me- laughs or tears. But it sure takes my breath away.
by SweetieJew September 30, 2017
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emma hansen

A total bitch who lives for sex. She will do anything to be popular and win any boy even though it may be her best friends boy.
by Trullalalalalalala December 28, 2017
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chocolat hansel

Its when, while you are having sex, you take a dump on a guys chest (after eating only ginger bread cookies for a week), and make a house sculpture afeter.
yesterday, while i was fuking my boyfriend, we didi a chocolat hansel
by mio de mi June 19, 2018
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Emil Hansen

An Emil Hansen is a quite rare species but when you see that beautiful beast, it is an amazing experience
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister
The Emil Hansen is hawt and is a pro pussy eater

Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad

OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!
by PussyMeister666 December 2, 2018
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