Cake Hammer

A raging veiny tool used purely for the purpose of pounding cakes.

"We were knockin' boots and I broke that bitch's back with my cake hammer"

by MC Plan B April 17, 2007

Hebrew Hammer

A bad ass Jewish person. Like the Jewish version of Shaft. Can be seen wearing some Jewish bling. He comes to do some good, help his brothers in the chhood (must add flem noise to beginning). Has the ability to nag someone to death.

Watch out for the Hebrew Hammer!!!

by anonymus92 September 29, 2009

Hammer smash

The act where two or more men either accidentaly or intentionally smash or hit their penis'(Hammer) together. The act could be taken as sexual or accidental.

"Hey big boy, wanna come over and play some hammer smash?"

"Bob and I were in the locker room shower when he passed by me and we accidentally played hammer smash!"

by Heninator December 19, 2006

hammer time

Comes from the MC Hammer song but is now commonly used for when someone says something annoying and you want to express your anger with someone you know.
It now means to beat someone to death with a hammer. Lovely

Danny: I get £10,000 when i'm 18 so upset I have to wait, damit!

Jonzy: *To Dave* Hammer Time! *With fist action of smashing down Danny with a hammer*

Dave: *To Jonzy* sum1 goes I care or sumthin

by RATM February 28, 2005

poon hammerer

the one who hammers(has rough sex with) the poon (vagina).

She calls me the Poon Hammerer cuz i makes her poonanny sore.

by El Guapo...savage January 13, 2007

hammer jacking

A project you start working on while geeking on meth. Weather it be workin on your car, cuttin the grass, fixin the plumbing, puttin on a new roof, taking shit apart, etc. all while geeked to the max on meth!!!

"Hammer jacking" "geeking" "tweekin"

by Tha Realist nigga livin December 10, 2013

Red Hammer

The term given to a females outer genitalia, also known as the "clit", when overstimulated and/or irritated from oral sex, sex, janky panties, tight jeans with lace panties, etc.

After an hour of oral sex, she felt a red hammer coming on.

by Smarty Lee January 19, 2014