Hammy the ham

The most perfect person ever. Chwis simps for her.

I simp for hammy the ham

by yuhyuhariola June 30, 2021

Ham Crevasse

An extremely meaty lady trouser area.

Hey Dave, check out Sandra's Ham Crevasse.

by Curtain1080 March 22, 2011

Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Ham#2220

A man who is too sexy, drop dead gorgeous. good blocky fish game player, lover of dogs mostly shibas, cool person, incredibly charismatic, hardcore, sometimes acts dumb anc noy spill pwoprly .

Ham is also going HAM which means hard as motherfucker

He is so Ham#2220 more then anyone I have met in the last 5 years.

by mah2220 May 1, 2022

thick ham

A girls nice ass

That girl has somw thick ham

by 3loh55a May 8, 2017

Ham-splain

To unwontedly and incorrectly answer a question asked by a fellow student before the trained professional has a chance to speak. This explanation consists of a knowledge dump, relevant to the course but nothing related to the question.

Student 1: Excuse me sir, what would the implications of a tariff be on an economy?
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-

Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...

by Underlord_of_the_dark_69 October 25, 2020

ham diggin

An activity where you dig for ham. The national ham digging competition is hosted in Denver, Colorado. 2022s winner was Francis Grendy, a dentist from Los Angeles, California. His ham was 23 pounds.

“Henry and I went ham diggin last week, his ham was much bigger than mine”

by TuesdayTwunk April 7, 2023