Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011

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Greasy

That wonderful feeling you get as soon as the effects of the various drugs you've consumed that night begin to wear off. (Similar to that feeling you get after you throw down some scrumptious, gourmet , greasy burgers from McDonalds)

Bro, I started to feel soooo greasy last night about half way through the party. Should have timed my drugs up better. It was worth it though.

by Childish G February 28, 2015

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Greasy flub

A greasy flub is an occasion in sports when a player scores or gain points after an event of luck, cheating, bad bounces, bad effort, or events that bring laughs. Greasy flub is a jinx to the opposing team and should be yelled when going for a play of that matter above.

"Man that Doyle kid is the king of greasy flubs."

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Greasy Piston

n. adj. A greasy piston is a person that indulges in activity of the homosexual persuasion. Greasy coming from the chocolatey brown color of shit, and piston from the penis and it's motion in and out of another man's rectum.

I think you are a greasy piston.

by Maxieboy July 17, 2003

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