google-eyed

In the days prior to a certain search-engine's rise to fame, thereby distorting the original meaning, the term "google-eyed" referred to a certain odd and slightly humorous appearance or expression in someone's eyes. Whether the person was slightly cross-eyed, cockeyed, or had a lazy eye, or simply postured their eyes in an odd way during an expression, they were "google-eyed."

In newer post-google.com use, it probably refers to someone who has spent far too many hours "googling" or web-searching for something and reading too many webpages.

Him - "Hey you're pretty cute!"

Her blushing and slightly google-eyed.

by buggy June 25, 2007

Belly busting giggle stick

An incredibly large and thick penis. Syn: Third leg, throbbing python of love

"Hey honey" the hooker said. "How about relieving that Belly busting giggle stick?"

by Chaoslight November 12, 2003

beer goggles

It's when you get so drunk that everything starts to look good.

See coyote ugly

You slept with that chick? Damn, you must have been wearing your beer goggles that night.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004

Rose Goggles

What happens to the men of rhit. They see the girls there and forget what hot women look like so they become attracted to average looking ones.

- "Did you see Danny with that fugly chick?"
- "Yeah, he's got a bad case of Rose Goggles."

by daveezey June 11, 2006

Guantanamo goggles

The act of placing each of your testicles on a sleeping victim's eyelids. The left testicle is placed on one eyelid and the right testicle is placed on the other eyelid at the same time. If you are blessed with a third testicle, that is to be placed under the recipients nose. Best done after a moderate night of fellowship with or without sweat (preferably with sweat).

Vince: Dude, Brian is passed out. What should we do to him?

Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.

Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.

Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.

Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!

Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.

Nickbro: Do it!

Joe: Alright.

Joe does the act

Brian wakes up

Brian: So who has 3 testicles?

All: Why?

Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.

Joe: Guilty as charged.

by NVN May 16, 2010

Perkin's Gaggle

While you fuck a girl from behind, you choke the shit out of her. (not literally, but you do choke her alot)

Hey man, last night I gave that bitch the Perkin's Gaggle!

by Triangle Teabag July 28, 2008

Clout goggles

White, oval shaped glasses that rich white kids wear when their drunk and are trying to act like they are hot shit.

Look Ava is wasted and wearing her clout goggles. Typical.

by Clout4dayzz July 16, 2018