no one gives a shit

seriously no one gives a shit about anything you post about urban dictionary on your story

no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots

by christopherstagram November 23, 2021

bag of give a fucks

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.

Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone

by D. Kilo May 2, 2019

give someone the finger

The act of showing someone your middle finger (Shut the fuck up). Also known as flip the bird

John, give someone the finger, expecially that person, he's a bastard

by Fredeck852 November 4, 2013

Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash

Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit

by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020

Give-A-Fuck-Boy

He looks like a fuckboy, but he actually cares and loves you.

Tony’s not a fuck boy, he’s a give-a-fuck-boy.

by JennaTools July 17, 2018

Give you the belt.

To strike another with a belt using force in order to get express dissatisfaction and/or exert dominance. Also often followed by the phrase "Showed Her."

How dare you talk to me like that, in the name of Shawn Hannity I'm gonna give you the belt.

Person1:Woke up last night in bed and my old lady was standing over me with my belt. She tried to give me the belt! Little did she know I had a belt on under the blanket. Had to give her the belt.
Person2: Showed Her.

by Dickless Nick25 August 26, 2017

give this man a cigar

It means that the person did something right or was correct and deserves a prize or reward, such as a cigar; think of a game at a carnival, where one can win prizes.. It's a figure of speech.

- I know the answer
+ Wow, give this man a cigar.

by Evelyn818 November 22, 2016