by EricTheReverendofFunk February 4, 2010
Get the Reverend of Funkmug. She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.
by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024
Get the bearded funk boxmug. (noun, informal, often humorous)
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
The twink funk was so thick in that club, I could practically taste the pheromones, Dior Sauvage, and residual desperation.
by Sandancer69 March 27, 2025
Get the twink funkmug. by Chillinvibes February 11, 2010
Get the Smoke Funkmug. by Masonwinter July 26, 2021
Get the Funk My Ballsmug. A discord user that is both mentally retarded and more useless than the democratic party. Blocks anyone with valid criticism and has sking thinner than wrapping paper.
Funk: Hey guys
Anon: what's up
Funk: I'm gonna block you for not using proper English.
Anon: seriously
Anon 2: don't worry that's just Funk
Anon: ah okay
Anon: what's up
Funk: I'm gonna block you for not using proper English.
Anon: seriously
Anon 2: don't worry that's just Funk
Anon: ah okay
by Narvin123456 November 22, 2023
Get the Funkmug. The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.
I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023
Get the Spunk funkmug.