firedog

Computer repair service; Circuit City's response to the geek squad. Like the geek squad, the firedog team is composed mostly of people who have very little experience working with computers outside of their job. Firedog charges the maximum price for computer repair that customers will withstand. This is quite high because the majority of people lack understanding to the point where they are not confident enough to do whatever computer repair task they require on their own. They have a unique advantage because they are one of the only well known suppliers of computer repair service and their official looking uniforms and limited amount of computer jargon are enough to convince most people that they know what they are doing. This is generally misleading as their business model is based on maximizing point of sale profit at all costs meaning that customer satisfaction is a relatively low priority because the type of customer that their service targets has almost nowhere else to run.

My friend doesn't know shit about computers. He called firedog and got raped $500 to fix a computer that he paid $300 for 5 years ago. They didn't even fix what he wanted them to fix. I've done better computer repair jobs in neat curly brown piles on the lawn.

by boomshakalakaboomshakalakaboom November 6, 2007

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Forced ascot

When you fuck the space between someone's neck and chin without asking. Monocle optional.

Dear Sir, when you did a forced ascot on me, I did not appreciate getting cum in my eye. Signed, your former lady friend.

by bigblackwave July 9, 2010

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Ford Forbid

And idiom used to to express a lack of desire for a specific occurrence.

Similar usage as "God forbid," and/or "Heaven forbid."
Originating from the Novel "Brave New World," by Aldous Huxley.

In Aldous Huxley's novel "Brave New World," Henry Ford was revered as a deity-like figure.
This is referenced in the line "...Ford forbid that he should get the idea into his head."
Numerous other lines throughout the novel use Ford in a similar manner.

by GrungeElf April 19, 2013

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Fordian Slip

1. Getting caught in a lie with video evidence, which contradicts a repeated denial
2. A "drunken stupor" (referencing Toronto mayor Rob Ford)

You're clean? I saw your cracked-up rant on a cel phone...busted in a Fordian Slip!!

I'm so hungover...I really pulled a Fordian Slip last night.

by Elsie Kay November 21, 2013

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Forced fap

The act of being bound while a gloved assailant violently strokes your dick to completion only to continue tugging your red inflamed member until it peels and blisters

she beat it until it bleed, she gave me a forced fap

by Boostedbb February 4, 2015

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