sexy football 

When football is played so well and so attractivly, it is deemed sexy by the ones watching and/or playing.

spectator 1: wow we've tottally outclassed them
spectator 2: i know, this is sexy football!
spectator 3: well it's not exactly an achievement, we're playing leeds...

sexy football by the lad sat down June 14, 2009

usc football 

One of the best college football teams. Hadn't lost in years until the Rose Bowl against the Texas Longhorns. Still one of the best college football teams in the nation.

-Change the channel!! Why watch this trash when you can watch USC football!!?

usc football by HipHoPNicoLE August 7, 2007

australian rules football 

a pathetic excuse for aussies to excel in something, they are inept at real sports like football and rugby and thus they created their own "sport" to give themselves something to cheer about

random aussie: "ello mate! lets watch some australian rules football"
Any other person from another country: "i'd rather not"

australian rules football by sad truth July 12, 2009

Australian Rules Football 

Australian rules football is the greatest sport on Earth. With 18 teams competing in Australia’s most popular sporting competition the Australian Football League, highly powerful and athletic players clash for the yearly premiership and for their passionate supporters. Not just national, but local football is also very intense as people come from far and wide to unleash the passion for their club. Australian rules football is the game for everyone, and is growing in popularity overseas in Oceania, Asia, Europe, North America and the United Kingdom.

My mate Jimmy follows Australian rules football, and him and all of his mates reckon it is the greatest sport in the world. Because it is!

If you’re a true Australian, then you’d follow a true Australian sport for a true Australian sporting competition, most preferrably Adelaide

Australian Rules Football by Crowsfan91 December 15, 2018

American Football 

Huge blokes running around in tights with a shitload of armor.

The pads are apprently used to protect 300 lb men from 300 lb men. Seems silly really. Whats the difference between that and a 200lb men hitting 200lb men. They seem to pull it off downunder in that AFL game and rugby.

Somehow named "Football" when the entire game consists of throwing and tackling with the occasional "Foot to ball" contact.

Game follows a distinct pattern. "4 seconds of gameplay, 30 seconds of ads, 20 seconds of commentators rambling crap... 4 seconds of gameplay" etc etc etc

Seems to collect large crowds of men who would rather watch big men in tights then spend some time having fun with their family.

"Wow did you see that awesome sequence of ads the other day, swear i caught a climpse of men in tights"

"I could help my son with his school project that means something, instead im going to go to "The Game" and drink my self silly with other men who prefer to be away from their loved ones"

"Wow, American Football is very cool, ask Miley Cyrus"

American Football by McLovin/Squeak November 1, 2009

Washington Football Team 

The most sorry team name in the NFL

The Washington Football Team is sorry they lost to the Panthers

Washington Football Team by KoolKydChris November 25, 2020

american football 

Ok I play football and you clearly have no idea the dificulty of the sport its probably because you guys are too big of pansys to actually play. rugby isnt has good becuase euorpeans play it and they are all weak pansys if my man TK who weighs 250 lbs squats 400 n benchs 350 hits you you aint gunna be moving and his wussy "pads" are going to become a weapon. Football requires extreme endurence becuase we were those "wussy" the trap in body eat making us hotter and more dehydrated but there are no brakes for water the NFL is the only thing with commercial brakes,assholes

TK plays american football and he sall a rugby player the rugby player is now in the hospital

american football by EuropeansCanSuckMyBalls July 18, 2006