Crap Fap

A take on "holy crap." But in this case, more to do with self-masturbation. Used when someone does or says a complete lie or exaggeration to make self better than he/she seems.

Joe: I have a weekend job.
Jim: Oh yea? I volunteer at the shelter. What do you do?
Joe: *thinking hard on his feet, makes something up* I'm a burlesque dancer named Emerald Princess. I do all this for charity, of course.
Jim: ... Crap Fap.

by KatoDado September 6, 2009

Skat Fap

Rubbin' one out while pinching a loaf. Chokin' the chicken while releasing the brown shark.

I was so bored while taking a shit, I actually jerked off! Skat Fap FTW!

by Master of Fartjitsu November 15, 2010

fap hole

A picture or video that is so hot, no amount of your cum can escape it.

This girl's nudes are a fap hole.

by fap-hole March 12, 2015

not my proudest fap

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

by Dubiks April 25, 2019

Post Fap Clarity

When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick

Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch

by poizunman December 31, 2011

Power-fap

Masturbating right after lifting weights

Yeah i had a right Power-fap last night

by stonedmonkey92 November 14, 2011

Fibonacci Fap February

A whole month of nutting to the fibonacci sequence for example Feb 1 - 1 nut Feb 2 - 1 nut Feb 3 - 2 nuts Feb 4 - 3 nuts ultimately leading up to the last day of February where you must bust over 300k nuts in a day

Guy 1: "hey bro you doing no nut November"
Guy 2:"nah I'm training for destroy dick December and fibonacci fap February"

by Iraqistan November 3, 2018