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Flamingo Pump

1. to operate or move by an up-and-down or back-and-forth action with one leg raised; much like a flamingo (an aquatic bird having very long legs and neck and pinkish to scarlet plumage)

2. a seductive dance move involving thrusting of the pelvic area while balancing on one leg
The second she heard her song, she was in position to flamingo pump- no matter who watched.
by SealCaller2010 June 3, 2010
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Flaming Slong

When a man lights his penis on fire and has sex with a woman. It also frequently refers to the act of intercourse with a lit penis.
Hey do you want to go to a movie tonight? I can't, I have to get skin grafts because I gave my girlfriend the flaming slong last night.
by Gerbil Wellington September 16, 2010
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Flaming Freddie

The act of setting a girl's vagina on fire, then having sex with it.
Guy 1 "So what did you do with Jess last night?"

Guy 2 "I gave her a Flaming Freddie"
by Kwamo September 22, 2010
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flaming jackass

a really huge dumbass. Who pisses someone off so bad that they scream "Oh my god, your a flaming jackass!"
Why'd you throw the ball at me? I wasn't looking you flaming jackass!
by Dibin October 18, 2010
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Flamingo Jockey

In sport, a flamingo jockey is one who rides flamingos in flamingo racing or dresses accordingly while riding a flamingo. The flamingo does not have to be alive for the jockey to be considered a 'flamingo jockey'
Flamingo jockeys in Barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames 'Badoflams'.
by Burger King Mcdonalds November 6, 2010
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Flaming Gayiada

(v.) The act of a man getting into a Mazda Miada and pouring Hypnotic™ liquor all over the gear shifter; sets the shifter ablaze then proceeds to straddle it. In one quick motion the man sits his naked ass on the shifter, putting out the fire as it enters his dirt button.

Note: An "epic flaming gayiada" can be accomplished if the man can drive 1 full mile, shifting through every gear with shifter still inserted.
Kile painfully realized his true sexual identity after he completed an epic flaming gayiada.
by fé dåç†ø January 16, 2011
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Flaming Scarecrow

The act of light both you, and your partners pubic hair on fire and then continuing to have sexual intercourse.
My genitals are still singed from that flaming scarecrow!
by DrFlayvas July 28, 2011
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