FECKED

Some unfortunate irish imigrant, who has had a tad to much guinness, bailey coffeys

Paddy was oficially fecked on tuesday after that heavy pot o gold session down the local tavern

by balls man November 24, 2007

fecesmonger

someone who has an infatuation with eating as it is leaving the anal cavity recording it on german pornsites.

Alex Fulton is a feces monger

by Alan Jakabitz January 18, 2005

fec

a short term for feces, meaning shit

"Man i just dropped the biggest fec"

by Shawn Walthall February 17, 2009

Fece Fetus

When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.

Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."

by Dude_Brah_Man February 25, 2010

fecjap

n. slang. short for fecal japan. asian woman upside down in a bathtub spewing putrid yellowish diarrhea out of her ass hole in and having it fall all over her face. it is the most horrible and disgusting thing i have ever seen. please be careful. www.tubgirl.com

by robby beebe September 15, 2003

Feckels

Noun. The small, minute particles of shit that adhere to the inside of the toilet when you have a massive, explosive bowel movement. Thought to be derived from the word "Freckels", which describe similar markings on a persons face or body.

Last night, at about 11:30 pm, I got this terrible stomach cramp. I barely made it to the bathroom before my ass decided to explode without any concern for the surrounding enviornment. After about 15 minutes of a good "power-shit", I flushed the toilet but the feckels on the underside of the ring were still very evident.

by The Yankee January 7, 2005

Fecist

Having a superior attitude about one's shit.

Here in Canada, we got the best shit there is!

Dude, don't be a fecist.

by Ellemenopey May 18, 2009