Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans

Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle

by Wistopher May 10, 2020

Ely

The name of a tall white boy with a huge cock who gets 100’s of bitches and likes taller guys

“Yeah my friend got a huge cock”
“Oh that must be Ely”

by Elyhasahugeeeecock October 23, 2022

eli

a type of person that likes to annoy people or niggle people

that person is an eli they are annoying

by bbcbdr October 24, 2023

Eli

The guy who you think is nice but is intact a asshole

Eli ignored my boundaries
Eli's house of lies is crumbling

Eli called us mentally ill hypocrites

by UrParentsFavPan November 13, 2022

Eli

the most pretty, talented, kind, cute, and smart cow in teh world

I wish I was like Eli

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- November 10, 2020

Krispan Eli

Krispan Eli is a term for a pedo who eats children, and getting obese from 'Kid Meat' sus edition.

Are you eating baby jimmy?!? you damn Krispan Eli.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Eli

Coolest guy around

Eli is so awesome dude!

by Koen57 November 19, 2023