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Evan

Evan is the most funny, cute, annoying boy you will ever meet. He is always there for the person he has a crush on and can always make you laugh. Evan is known for his humor and charming smile. If you know a Evan love them with all of your heart because if you loose your Evan you might never get them back.
Did you just see that cute boy?”
“ yeah, that’s Evan.”

“ WOW! He is soooooo cute!”
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Evan Hawk

Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.
I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.
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evan is a gay dick
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Evan

Evans usually take a liking to country and rap music. They are fond of sports such as baseball and basketball. Evans sometimes come on too strong when pursuing a girl, which can be a big turn off for some people. They are overprotective of people they like. Maybe too overprotective. Evans also typically play the piano, the guitar, or the drums.
That guy is acting like an Evan!”
“Girl, I think you should stay away from him”
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evanae

a very goofy person , a person who hide their feelings , outgoing
she is so evanae and i like how she is
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evan big dick

likes to suck girl's boobs like andrea's
Evan big dick is a nice person because he is a boobsucker.
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evan franks

Person 1: that man is morbidly obese
Person 2: i think its evan franks

Person 1: understandable
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