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Duds of Sussex

Duds of Sussex (noun.) Alternative title given to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. (Dud, single masculine noun. Dudsness, single feminine noun. Duds, short plural noun. Dudling, Dudlings, dimunitive single and plural nouns).

Referring to their career failures—from the Dudsness' 72 days of actual royal service to the Dud's poorly ghost written memoir. Jeremy Zimmer, prestigious talent representative at UTA, called the Dudsness "not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent", and both Duds were called "f***ing grifters" by Spotify executive Bill Simmons. Further, their charity was called into question when public disclosures revealed they work 1 hour per week.

Personal blunders include lying about a 2 hour, "near catastrophic", high speed paparazzi car chase, in New York City. NYC Mayor Eric Adams and the NYPD stated that no chase or crash occurred and the Duds of Sussex "arrived safely home".

Hypocritically, the Duds of Sussex left the United Kingdom for the United States—a country which successfully fought a war to be free from the Crown's rule. However, they demand that people in the USA address them and their children by peerage titles. The USA does not have a system of nobility and ruthlessly satirized the couple on the cartoon "South Park". (Season 26, episode 2, "Worldwide Privacy Tour").

In a gesture of goodwill, the US citizens have bestowed a title crafted exclusively for them: The Duds of Sussex. Their children are to be called "Dudlings".
The Duds of Sussex are egomaniacial grifters.
by US Citizens July 7, 2023
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over-dude it

When someone uses the word dude to many times in a sentence.
Surfers often over-dude it for example

Johnny- Dude that wave was narly dude like totally dude, you should of been there dude.

Mark- Your tottaly over-duding it johnny
by Phil PDizzle August 26, 2007
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eye duds

Eye glasses or sunglasses, especially if they are decorative or have a cool design.
I went to the eye doctor and picked out a new pair of eye glasses. Check out the decorative etching on my eye duds!
by o-town_girl January 24, 2008
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his dudeness

another way of saying "the dude" but in a more classy way if you're into all that
by theduudemaan May 18, 2016
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Postal Dude

The hottest guy ever. His schlong is soooooo huge.
Holy fuck I wanna fuck the postal dude so bad im sooo hoeny for him rn aaaahhh yes daddy mmmph~
by kkalishnikkovv November 22, 2021
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dudemanbro

any person who is overly surfer and uses the words "dude" "man" and "bro" in excess.

also can be said mockingly to sarcastically describe someone.

can be pronounced as a chain as well, such as "dudemanbromandudebroman"
john: aww dude the surf is awesome man we need to shred some waves bro

wayne: alright dudemanbro.

OR

joe: dude my long hair keeps getting in my eyes man

jimmy: awww duemanbromandude i feel you.
by puzzlewithoutpie August 9, 2008
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Dude, I am Trippin!

phrase used commonly when the effects of LSD kick in. Usally happens up to 2 hours after injestion.
Joe: yo pat you alright??

Pat: DUDE, I AM TRIPPIN!
by yadirtyschmuckFL October 1, 2010
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