Douche bagner

1. Another word for a matt wagner.
2. Some one very petty that drawls a lot. Professional artist

Who's that guy with Gucci man's tattoo on his arm? Oh, thats Douche Bagner!

by Jeff "the rock" Johnson July 12, 2021

Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)

This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.

by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023

Duke of douche-baggary

Noun. An individual who has conquered the art of being a douche bag. That individual now over sees a particular group, making sure those folks are always on the verge of punching him in the throat.

If the duke of douche-baggary doesn’t quit calling me a “Whacker” , I’m going to stop doing his job and making him look good on fire calls.

by Bigbrotherthuner August 13, 2018

Douche de Baggo

A douche bag who's origins come from spanish speaking countries. He can be found in bars, alleys, alamo reinactments, weddings, porn shops, the set of The Three Amigos, and the occasional domestic dispute.

Dude, you see that guy? Yeah it's Douche de Baggo. Lets sing him a hymn. Hymn hymn fuck him.

by Bungholiocious February 5, 2009

Douche-a-bago

A 1970's style camper complete with kitchen, bed, shower, and 76,000 gallons of douche.

"Mark, Don't be a copyright infringing douche-a-bago."

by Hipporhinocetops September 21, 2007

duchebaggeries

things that people commit when they are being a duche bag.

'this duchebaggeries are getting out of hand.'
-quoted from the drummer of I Will Kill You Fucker.

by hacesucio May 1, 2006

Duchebag

Douchebag-What your friends are when they need sleep. Most Duchebag's act like they are the shit and love to interupt conversations and add their own opinion to it

Greg- hey Jim how are you today
Jim- Great how are you

Duchebag- You 2 are faggets

by Jacobv92 September 13, 2009