Doobie Mats

Materials used for rolling a doobie, ie (rolling papers, tobacco, marijuana, crutch papers)

"Yo dog I just picked up a sack, down to blaze?"

"yeah dude, I've got the doobie mats, let's roll one up!"

by graustar October 21, 2009

dookielog

A long, log shaped turd.

Did you see the log jam in the men's room? There's a huge dookielog in the toilet.

by peelincaps April 9, 2010

Dookie Corn

A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.

Person #1: "That person was adopted, right?"
Person #2: "Yeah, I think he's a Dookie Corn.

by BanditoSlim October 7, 2011

doodie smooch

When one is eating another's ass, when the person prairie dogs a loaf and ones lips touches the turd.

I was giving the bitch a rim job when she fucking "doodie smooched" me. I promptly ass punched that bitch.

by Ndenile January 15, 2013

Doobie Run

The act of going to a cannabis dealer to restock on the product. Also referred to a website dedicated to the delivery of the best strains of cannabis in states where marijuana has been legalized.

I'm going on a doobie run but keep on blazzing while I come back.

by Define Words November 7, 2014

dookiehole

Dookiehole means a poop hole

Hey did you see what a dookiehole Karen is today

by Karen from Facebook November 18, 2019

Dookie breaf

1)Smelly fart breath
2) stank ass breaf

You have straight up dookie breaf. No cap.

by Yuletide January 7, 2020