Purple Dong is an Alcholic drink that has the thickness of cum when you drink it, and the cap to the bottle is a tip of a penis, and the rest of the bottle is like a long black shaft from Minnesota. The ingredients are homemade by Greg, And Spencer, and by homemade we mean "The Jizz"
by JizzMan 69 May 22, 2007
by Firedongalicious November 14, 2010
D Dong refers to Daniel James Seavey from the band Why Don't We. This came about after fellow band members Zach Dean Herron and Jack Robert Avery were calling each other 'Z Dong' and 'J Dong'.
by suckerforseavey December 31, 2017
This bitch is such a ding dong.
by Big Daddy2675 October 30, 2017
An impliment used by druggies while having sex. Specifically a dildo that can be used as a bong simultaneously.
"I wanted to take a hit while I was getting laid last night, so instead of just using a dildo, I fired up the Bong-Dong."
by OysterCultist January 03, 2010
by Simon Williamson (with an ugly girlfriend) August 10, 2003
by Mike023485029485 September 17, 2006